Newton’s first recorded settler was a German immigrant named Henry Hairlocker, who arrived sometime prior to 1751. To nobody’s surprise, his attempts to market a product for storing one’s beard trimmings called, “The Hairlocker Hairlocker” were met with complete and immediate failure.
Although, we have to admit, lots of hair and gunk in your septic system can cause problems. If you’re not using a Hairlocker Hairlocker, you better call for service.
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